It's ridiculous how slow the depreciation is. Buy new, man,

Bahahahahahaha

And the brakes didn't work?

It was the first sentence :-)

My first thought (quite common) is a Viper, and 'any TVR' is right up the same alley. Trying to find something original, I'll throw in 'SuperSnake':

First one that came to me too.

Unless it's REALLY stuck in there :-)

Nice call!

Only works if the car is in perfect condition!

Yes, because it costs a lot of money to get good butt implants.

And will be impressed right up until it leaks oil, pukes a part onto the road, or anything electric malfunctions.

I think you look like a broke 80s rockstar who held on to one thing from his hayday. 

Once again, I have to say-I like these. They're hideous, but a lightweight four seater AWD wagon with a little turbo four cylinder and a stick? That's awesome!

Hadn't realized those had depreciated so much! Dammit, now I'm shopping for one...

It's a borderline case. They're definitely unhinged supercars, but the dodge interior and panel gaps can belie the 'I'm rich' feeling.

No idea, I'd head to jag forums to check it out. 

I would agree, but I think Acura's going to kill it with the new V6 version, despite what the enthusiasts (who didn't buy the car) think.

Damn, perfect choice.

I'm not quite right in the head, but I've thought seriously about one of these before.

Sorry-she was laying on the ground with a broken leg while this person went and bought a meal and no one stopped her? What the hell?