Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Never forget that Bargnani could have been had for a contract instead of any future assets because he was going to be amnestied. The fucking Knicks loved that sack of spoiled spaghetti sauce so much that they just could not wait.

Baseball is littered with players who were among the best of their generation who either choked often in the playoffs, or - more of these - rarely if ever made them.

Also true. Gotta bring about those end times. 

They have a Royals-esque fighters chance, in that the bullpen is so good, they only need five or six strong innings from their starting pitching and this year, actually have the arms to do it and don’t have to do a bullpen game in a winner take all like last year. Montas getting popped hurts, but Manaea coming back at…

No he made a stupid comment congratulating Minor and CB Bucknor on his 200th strikeout because every member of the Boston sports media deserves to be set on fire

Pictured: Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving agreeing to sign with the Nets.

I’m super happy because they play exactly as I would have expected Banjo and Kazooie to play in Smash and I find them a ton of fun. The first thing I did was go into classic mode with them and I managed to finish at 9.5 which I felt was pretty good given I hadn’t played in like 6 months and hadn’t used them before.

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

You have to do it if you’re the Mets.

“They didn’t have Gatorade when I played,” Royals manager Ned Yost recalled. “No, we didn’t have the knowledge about hydration back then. It was take a couple salt pills and drink a little bit of water. We didn’t know anything about hydrating.”

Yost may be an expert on the Apollo program, but he played from 1980 - 85. They definitely had Gatorade in the early 80's. They knew about the importance of hydration. It wasn’t the 19th century.

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Needs an up close attack... with a pencil.

I dunno, Kyries tend to be more widely-available than the super hyped stuff. You shouldn’t have too much trouble getting hold of these.

Duel of the Snakes?
I need my John Williams fix.

I root for the Suns, I would like to trade a future lottery pick for those bags of peanuts, please

Fandom is non negotiable.