He kinda looks like that douchebag pitcher in summer catch (braces for slew of tomatos), Van Leemer...does google search.... yeppp... 

Slappin Da Board Man

Ah yes, the Norm ESPY speech, and the look of Ken Griffey Junior not being able to handle Norm’s heat!

Norm needs to get him on his show ASAP

Notice how he requires an actual fence to help on D

National: Can’t Endgame

There should be a wrong-doing: sincere apology rectifier scale which weighs social status , amount of people misled/ hurt by said wrong doer, # of tweets, willingness to apologize subtracted by every single word of the apology, previous angle multiplied by current angle all divided by total amount of tears shed, and…

This guy went to the ray rice school of walking with a woman ....

I’ve got hoes 

+1 crayon up the nose

Wait?!? Guns in XII are supposed to be gunblades? I’ve been ditching them immediately since PS2 days.... do I now need to replay them just so I can say I used gunblades in XII? what?!?!

Hines Ward! 

My takeaway from this: @  the the very least Demarcus Cousins looks pretty bad in the royal blue and gold unis.

If your baby was a 74 character free for all, and anytime you too her out for a walk people were screaming at you to just let her dash cancel like the good babies of yore, would you want to delegate ? No you’d want to hold that baby’s hand until the got their PHD (in air neutralization).

Is it me or is it weird how Sonic, a character whose whole premise/ schtick relies on running just looks so damn awkward when you focus on his LEGS?

Nah, fuck that. This lady is thinking of the illogical curmudgeon inside me who thinks shit like “ who the fuck even has babies anymore!?!”Of course I realize everybody does, but let me be a grouchy pants dammit! If baby can be grouchy, middle aged guy who knows better wants to be grouchy too!

Essentially fallout 4s mechanics . Plus endearing glitchiness

Bryce Harper is the grassy knoll! 

Bogdanovic was always the best Net