can't remember 100% but I'm preeeeetty sure I've been working at the toy store for a whole year now, gooooo me

THE ARISTOCRATS!

butthorn

today I:
- had to pay an overdraft fee because my paypal misunderstood how I wanted to pay, was gouged $45 by my bank
- deposited my paycheque, which will take several days to register and may result in me being overdrafted again if another payment I don't know about goes through
- stepped in dog shit
- thought my…

hey

thanks! fingers crossed I can keep that up while still meeting a daily schedule. WE'LL SEE

FUCK PHIL COLLINS

it was my horrible ex's favourite movie so I'm not sure I'll ever be able to suffer it. I don't doubt it's pretty rad though

no promises there since this is kind of a purely indulgent project for myself, but hey I might get bored of boobs and dicks interacting sometime down the line!

GOD IS REAL, GAY

GOD IS REAL

I'm gonna do a NSFW sketch-a-day blog for a while where I just draw ANIME PORN because I guess that's what I do now. so uh, don't click this

Iwata :(

ME TOO

toy collecting is an expensive and unbelievably stupid hobby but can I just say: WORTH IT

Marvel est parfait! vous êtes banni

WHY OH WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BADASS DIGEST

amazing joke I made up yesterday:

jesus I leave you people for three days and everything goes to shit

the woman crush wednesday and the world wildlife fund?