drunk, ama

I am hopefully not food poisoned anymore, what'd I miss

OUR DOLLAR IS SO BAD OH MY GOD

how can you fuck if you're not proper randy, mate

great news everyone, soy milk was fine and wasn't weird (I forgot not to consume all the regular milk this week)

I am making KD. I wanted pringles. this is more or less the same thing right

don't mind me just upvoting any and all kid icarus shit

it's "weenie whiner punk", I believe

not exaaactly a high bar to clear so it makes sense I never hear them anymore

give them time.

hopefully nothing happens that would prevent his vision from fitting in with the Disney Ride Cinematic Universe

NOBODY BELIEVES ME THAT CRANK 2 IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE so I make all of them watch it and SURPRISE they all agree

I'm back and my only posts since my return have been big wet emotional farts on the MCU. what's going on

everything antman makes me want to cry. it's dumb, I know, because it's just a movie, but it really really hurts me. I don't like the marvel movies. I haven't liked them since whatever came out after iron man 1, and I've liked them progressively less knowing we're trapped in them for a long haul and at this point,…

YEP THANKS FOR THE REMINDER

just what we deserve

centurions are definitely in the right place there

the dean being fixated on jeff is maybe my least favourite recurring gag in the series

I hate to name drop, but fiona staples is one of my best friends and I asked her to do a cover for the anthology this is for. she said "I'd love to but archie comics group might not be that into it" SIGH

currently writing a script where archie gets a handjob. what am I doing.