I drew a ridiculous titty mermaid punching out a shark if that sounds like something you might be into. paints coming soon!

I am entirely convinced the best thing star wars 7 can do for the world is getting more people to see attack the block.

everything is awfullllll

I almost had the opportunity to be an extra in that but the timing didn't QUITE work out. starting to sound like maybe that's REALLY too bad because I LOVE DISASTERS

the most important imhotep is impotent.

ONE, TWO, THREE FOUR FIVE

could I BE any more of the cast?

it's crazy how punchy from hawaiian punch would just fucking hit people

if you're me it's probably trey parker, but I'm the only point of reference I have

even if it totally sucks, if it gets ONE person to check out the story of everest I will be THRILLED

I dunno how much other people give a shit about this sort of thing but AM I EVER READY FOR 2016

losing my shit at how cute this big gorilla moth motherfucker is

if we're posting fast and furious fanfiction, here's one I wrote a couple christmases ago for my friends fiona staples and ben rankel. they're both in the story but BARELY because as you will soon see I got DISTRACTED.

…and paul walker *braces for assault of either likes or dislikes*

I've been meaning to (and it would be good to have something non-subtitled in my viewing roster) but I've been hitting new highs in productivity and tv dramas ONLY SLOW ME DOWN, MAAAN

I swear we're two movies, at most, away from them becoming an alien task force

5 is easily the best, though I've heard that argued of 6 as well. they recent ones aren't even in the same wheelhouse as the first few.

I haven't seen any of hannibal yet but MY GOD

the finale is longer than the entire hobbit trilogy and we STILL will have to deal with the "and a movie"

I love writing dumb jokes for twitter, but I hate the way it's been altering my thinking over the last year or so. yesterday I think I found the solution: listen to the radio more, and mute literally everyone on my feed except myself and @bulbanewsnow (gotta be up to date on pokes)