Pause, take a breath, and have some patience next time you start the odyssey home from Target.

The new problem is that the current regime (awarding the contact) is 0% impartial.

Based on your quoted text, they already tried to run it by their primary, who denied it because it happened “Abroad”. So, now the ball is back in Norwegian’s court. They say they won’t pay unless the couple tried to get their primary to cover it. They did try, and it was denied. So, now Norwegian needs to put their…

Fuck off, you shit ass Nazi prick.

We already knew they were stupid fucking twats as soon as they bought a stupid Cybertruck.

the thing is, most corporations want to bleed employees and customers as much as possible, all in the name of bigger profits. And most corporations do that without any thought for the long term of their employees wellbeing and customers end line. 

So, an eye for an eye.

Not one thing anyone has ever said in the comments on Jalopnik dot com has ever hurt my feelings. 

Did this need to be a comment?

Oh Dear!

Thank you for the much needed laugh! You win the internet today - that is hilarious!

Thought there had to be an RFK, Jr. reference somewhere here. Good to see I won’t leave disappointed.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Do you believe there to be a specific sum of money that can alter the space-time continuum and change events in the past?

Ah yes, the cars that nobody buys and nobody’s pushing for are definitely an existential threat to ‘Murica. And I am also VERY concerned about the state of my corpse once I’m killed. It will be the second, maybe third most important concern my dead body will have. If instead, the much more likely scenario of a Tesla…

I mean... why have a 2nd Amendment at all if you’re not allowed to solve all your problems at gunpoint?!?! Amirite?

Bingo. No matter how the election turns out (but especially if Trump wins), these two delusional self-obsessed drama queens are going to end up constantly squabbling and trying to undercut the other, knifing each other in the back and then making nice to each other’s faces while the entire country collapses into…

Bingo. No matter how the election turns out (but especially if Trump wins), these two delusional self-obsessed drama queens are going to end up constantly squabbling and trying to undercut the other, knifing each other in the back and then making nice to each other’s faces while the entire country collapses into ruins…

You’re exhibiting far too much thought in this. The relationship between Trump and Musk is purely transactional. Much like it is between these two and anyone else in their orbits.

I wouldn’t worry. He’s just as full of shit about autonomy as he is about most everything else.