It’s cool in the way jazz is cool. Like, as a name it’s not gonna beat your ass, but it is gonna steal your girl. And probably get her hooked on opium.

Hire a guard? You have no idea from the story how many apartments there even are in the building. It sounds like a walkup, so it may not be a lot. If there were say, 8 apartments, would each tenant want to have 1/8th of a full time Manhattan salary plus taxes added to their rent? Could be $500 a month in rent for…

I am sure she will do some good. She just won’t do ALL the good we want her to. She will certainly do a better job than Trump + Pence, and if Democrats take the Senate (and maybe even the House), it is possible she might be able to get a great deal of good done. By many accounts, she is also better at wheeling,…

Ladies, this is what can happen if you take Creatine and drink Four Loko during a pregnancy.

As much as I dislike the Patriots organization, I can’t help but love this guy.

It’s just yet another tragic white woman story.

Let me guess, for no reason aside from your irrational, overwrought, arbitrary dislike of Jennifer Lawrence.

This wouldn’t have happened if he were white.

*waits for stars*

For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

“Donald Trump is not Putin’s puppet. He is, in fact, Putin’s ventriloquist’s dummy, which is much more sophisticated. Hillary Clinton, on the other hand, is well known to be Yuri Andropov’s marionette.”

I agree, but I actually think he said “big league.” ;)

Have you actually read anything on the Kane trial? He was clearly falsely accused. He had the fucking DA going after him and they found nothing on him, plus the whole falsifying evidence thing... Chapman wasn’t even on the Cubs when he pulled that shit. Sounds like you were never that involved in Chicago sports in…

good to know.

Recent studies actually show that 129% of all progressives are actually conservatives.

Source or proof of “lots of liberal white people, once you get them talking...”

The natural human life span IS 70 years. Those 40 year figures you hear from historical times factor in the stupid high rate of child death; A case where mode analysis gives more useful results than mean analysis.

Yes, a quick google search I just did would provide multiple sources, But here is one.

Leave the mental qualities of much of the flying public out of this. They aren’t nuts. They are just the other half that balances ‘above average.’

I mean…isn’t he made of rubber?

sorry, president evil, her drug tests are currently being audited.