Any Given Sundae

Husky and Starch

Sorry guys I got no jokes here. I hate this man so much. I want him to die and I want to piss on his grave. Oh and any Trumpie cultists who want to start shit can fuck off and die. You are all scum.

Yeah, pretty awful. I’m not sure how this got past the editors either. I’m guessing:

Not even a little bit weird. Do you watch baseball much?

My boyfriend of one year (who was my friend for longer) broke up with me. Thought he was my forever person maybe. This is urgent: send kittens and puppies and all manner of squee because I’m wrecked.

Have you actually looked at the primary results without Trump in the equation? The party wasn’t unified behind ANYONE.

To think you could oust Trump this weekend and have a nominee with broad support by next week, then get their campaign up and running within < a month we have left to go, is as crazy as Trump himself.

Lo…

You maybe right but that is not “political conspiracy” that is “political tactics”

I hope she describes it by saying, “he has the sexual prowess of a tranquilized panda.”

Jesus: Peter, Paul? Oh my Me, did you see what Mary Magdalene is wearing? Thomas, when we go over there, kinda casually work in that she should give her savior a hug.

Since I posted that, several hours of TV news viewing has given me about 50 different “expert” opinions. Unfortunately I can’t edit or delete. Obviously Trump can drop out. What happens after that is total chaos given how ballot rules vary from state to state (and even county to county). In some places, early voting…

She should go to shake his had at the start of the debate, then quickly pull it away and give him a side-eye.

Guys, we don’t WANT them to withdraw their support of Trump. We don’t want them to all say Trump should step down, and Pence should be at the top of the ticket. We don’t WANT Pence at the top of the ticket. We want to keep Trump there.

That this tape came out after Ted Cruz had to man a Trump phone bank is the perfect cherry on top.

Off, off topic: Josh Duhamel doesn’t know when to use “I” and when to use “me”. I’m guessing you won’t care, though. :-)

No, vets just indiscriminately pull teeth for fun.

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

You forgot the part where they wander through the woods without a meaningful goal or purpose, or where they set up a new camp that seems like it might be their new forever-home until it all inevitably comes crashing down, usually as the result of a conflict with a neighboring camp with differing ideology, forcing them…