i can’t believe anyone gives a f*ck anymore: use what you want (mac, pc, chromebook, android tablet, etc).... whatever. same web, same concepts. who cares how we get there? enjoy yourself (and let others do the same).

Some of those examples were a reeeeal stretch. Some were homages, yes, but most of them? Filler for the cinema class project the publisher was working on.

6: Calmly place a gun on the table in front of you. All interruptions will stop and everyone will become very active listeners.

“But I will (personally) continue skipping the flu shot until I get older or my health changes. Of course YMMV, not a doctor, etc.”

Agreed. Hillary on the other hand is letting him run away with his rhetoric while Trump repeatedly cuts her off. She’s relying much too heavily on the assumption that people will know he’s making shit up.

That’s half-rum, half-bourbon, half-vodka, right?

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

You don’t think this show is scripted. Oof

I boldly predict that 95% of people will apply this law appropriately, and with sound and nuanced judgement. I also predict that 5% of people will be completely irresponsible A-holes smashing windows like meth-addled animal rights vigilantes.

Yeah, but “between two ferns” is the most - and forgive me for saying this - white, liberal leaning humor you can get outside of David Cross. Not that Hillary will EVER win over the working class, but winning over college whites? I’m not sure it goes far enough.

Oh, go watch another Jeff Dunham special and leave us alone.

The best Norm McDonald story is him talking about traveling around with Sam Kinnison. Said they’d be on a flight and the pilot would come on the mic and say “Hello, I’m your pilot, Captain Johnson” and Kinnison would scream loudly, “Oh no, not Crash Johnson!!!”

Schilling threatened to tell ‘the whole story’ to Rhode Island taxpayers.