Karma’s a bitch, and these guys pissed her off the second they fired Tomsula.

Sounds like Rex and the Wolfman could get another shot! Aroo!

Well, according to one of my facebook friends, this:

I think you meant to finish with “SAD!” Donald.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.

Oh, dear. No... I mean dear. No! I mean DEAR!!! Ah, forget it. I hate my phone.

I deserve this burn and it is a good burn.

“Milwaukee, Minnesota...nobody gives a fuck about the Midwest anyway.”

Rumor of comeback with the Bears confirmed.

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

ya

To be fair, that’s a good show no matter your alternatives.

Feel better now?

Really? Then maybe some Republicans will actually read it since it’s in their preferred format.

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.