SPOILERS KINDA IF YOU HAVEN’T YET SEEN THE MOVIE...

It gets better. In the Marvel Universe not only does Marvel Comics exsists and publishes the same comics as our world, but said comics are legally admissible in court.

How taxing is it to suspend your disbelief for 10 seconds?

I think you’re confused. The Stan Lee you see in the Captain Marvel movie is Earth-199999 reading the Earth-199999 version of the Mall Rats script.

The Stan Lee who acted in the Captain Marvel movie is the Stan Lee from Earth-1218 who appeared in the Earth-1218 version of Mall Rats.

That’s where I was. Fully ready to go into 2019 in Pout For Trout mode. 

To put it in another perspective, when it’s over the Mets still owe Bobby Bonilla 4 more years of payments.

My coworker overheard my conversation with another coworker, as I was exclaiming “THIRTEEN years!?” And she asked what we were talking about and I said a baseball player, and she said “Oh, what did he get convicted for?”
And the other coworker said “he got sentenced to 13 years in Philly.”

The way this contract is set up, the Phillies are literally the exact opposite of “out of the Trout sweepstakes.”

Great plan, geniuses!

This is not an ungood lineup:

Our long, Nationals nightmare has finally ended.

13 years? He’ll 39, fat, angry, and with an even bigger beard. Why would Philly want that

Never having worked food service, and understanding the giant pain that it is for most food service workers, I have made it my life’s mission to be as polite, easy, and grateful for their hard work as I can be, cause I know that when I leave there’s a chance whoever fills my seat next will be a jerk.

Do you really think a couple of rookie homeless persons are going to steal a ditch from veteran Tomsula? Better have an ambulance parked nearby...

Nah, I just thought the crazy athleticism he showed in college was going to be complemented by a far better shot selection and defense than was actually in reality.

The Eastern Bloc Party

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

It’s like that scene in Being John Malkovich when Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.