Jason Schreier: 3 for 3 on the big scoops in the past 2 weeks. He's on fire

“He’s heating up!”

Fultz: “fix me”

I’m still waiting for the shoes that will auto-tweet how awesome I am every time I hit a jump shot on my kid’s Little Tyke hoop.

You have him mistaken with someone else. He’s an airline pilot. 

That’s not how you tell that joke-

If I get caught sending dick pics they’ll try to kick me off the Supreme Court

It’s funny because he has a giant penis.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

The best thing about AOC is that she shows another kind of politician is possible. For decades we have been told that we only have a choice between your average evil republican and your run of the mill spineless democrat. After a lifetime eating thin gruel, we look over to the other table and see they have steak. Why…

Just spotted Cody Parkey on his way to Miami to assume the identity of a female police lieutenant.

This is Gould Kinja.

It’s like a Shakespeare play in 17 seconds.  

It was autocorrected by the Good Place.

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Soooooo.... i texted my husband while he was at work to tell him that i was hearing that Drew, aka the sports guy on deadspin that has the striped polo and thumbs up, had an accident. I sent him this pic. When he called me on his way home from work 15 minutes ago he said “that sucks! How long does he have to wear…

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Please let this man’s shoulder and/or brain be free of crab meat someday.

In the true spirit of Thanksgiving, they’ll introduce a quest where it takes you twice as long to travel to the planet you need to, you get in a fight with your fellow explorers once you’re there and you have to make peace with a Vy’Keen after your drunk, racist uncle tells him to “go back to his own planet”.