Even if Trump weren’t the monster he is, Hillary’s loss would still break my heart. She deserves this - has worked so hard for so many years in perfect preparation - and she got cut off at the knees by media exploitation of a stupid email story and being a woman (including a re-visiting of such story by a Republican,…

She was too masculine! She was too feminine! She was too aggressive and harsh! She was too frail! She was too progressive! She was too moderate! She was too incompetent! She was a diabolical mastermind! She was stiff, rigid, uptight! She was going to keel over at any moment!

No, but you don’t understand, you see! Hillary is a corporate shill that abandoned the American people to the status quo and if only she and the DNC saw the blinding, white, male light then the world would be a better place! She didn’t rail hard enough! She wasn’t Elizabeth Warren! She didn’t force the electors hands!…

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.

Absolutely.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

Dear 12Chachacha, Let that be our motto this year. And, let’s add, letting ugly thoughts go too. Let’s face it, sometimes we are our own worst enemy. Here’s to 2017 my friend!

Ignore the snarky comment, that shit is hard, and kudos to you for giving it a shot. I’ve always fantasized about doing it even though I’m 99.995% sure I’d suck balls at it.

Yeah Silverman has always been a weird one for me. I find her pretty hilarious in anything she does BUT her standup.

I think given the angle they’re going for, I’m cool with hearing from folks who I don’t personally find funny but probably have some pretty good insight. I generally side-eye Sarah Silverman, but she’s a hustler in terms of her comedy career. 

I am a sucker for docs about comedy. The idea of breaking down what it means to be funny and communicate that in a way that resonates with people is so fascinating to me. And you really see how truly smart, clever, quick, bold, etc. some of these folks are to do what they do, especially for so much of their career. I…

The stunt, known as the “bullet catch”, debuted in 2010 and consist of Blaine firing a rifle at his own head and catching the bullet in a metal cup inside his mouth.

I tried standup a half-dozen or so years ago. Had my ass and heart handed back to me almost every time. The cast iron ego required to pound away at it night after night, year after year... these folks are the most resilient motherfuckers on the planet.

He’s not even an Agent but what would be called a “useful idiot”. Putin worked out very quickly that all that makes Trump work is his ego. If you make Wotsitman look good he’ll say anything but if you insult him then he’ll hunt you down.

So why again did they have this meeting?

We basically will have a double agent in the White House beginning on January 20th.

for some reason I’m really enjoying that he spelled it ‘fucken.’

Can we also talk about how today he also met with the leaders of the Alphabet Agencies, some of the most powerful and historically pro-GOP Intelligence groups in the world, and basically claimed they were wrong about Putin and Russia’s involvement despite them then releasing a report which states plain as day that…

It would be poetic justice if he starts building the fucken wall, asks Mexico for payment, then Mexico says “We don’t need to pay you; you got paid in so much publicity, believe me. You made so much!” the way Trump talks to his creditors.

People who drink cold brewed coffee can shampoo my crotch. That image sums up everything wrong with western culture.

People who drink cold brewed coffee can shampoo my crotch. That image sums up everything wrong with western culture.