the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”

nope. this fucknut deserves not a single iota of your pity.

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

Apparently Alex Jones is now saying that this was some sort of fake event staged by Hillary’s people.

Oh god, think about how great it would be if all those people suddenly disappeared.

“Most” is not “all” and the veracity of an event is not predicated upon how cleanly it confirms your bias.

100% same. This feels “make fun of Amanda Bynes during her breakdown”-level of tacky.

Her face makes me sad inside.

Jesus, that’s awful. Especially when being a gracious gift receiver should be about the easiest thing in the world.

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THAT POOR DOGS NOSE?!!!

I am surprised but delighted to learn that Oprah is the savage af one in their bff relationship.

Jaysus, my grandmother did that all. the. time. (“No honey - you keep it.”) Christmas would usually end up in a stony, uncomfortable silence.

Buy her a two pack of Fleet enemas. If she tries to give them back, saying, “I don’t need these.” You say, “Um. Yes you do.” And refuse to take them.

We spent a large sum of money today replacing the living room armchair covers with leather (previously fabric) because the dog hair has become absurd. We briefly pondered training the dog to, ya know, not sit on the furniture. “But that would make him sad,” I said. “Yeah,” my scary ex-combat soldier said, “I don’t…

So many compartments filled to the brim with white hot rage.

Right, because god knows people like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are never, ever smug.

“Remember when I was a child, the five minutes of my life you decided to be a parent, you told me not to trust strangers on the internet because they didn’t always tell the truth? Remember that? Do I need to give you that same lecture?”

Or with (far too many) of these people: “ Don’t trust the media...unless it’s Breitbart!!”

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.