Ugh, I’m so sorry. I got the heebie jeebies just reading your account. I can only tell you that when people try to touch me, especially people that I know (strangely enough) I squeeze up my body, back away, make a scared sneer face with big eyes, gasp, and sometimes shudder. Like this is what my body wants to do…
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“I’m already hearing a lot of talk about how liberals brought this on by living in a bubble or not understanding Trump’s supporters’ point of view or not realizing how much white men have been hurting, etc.”
Freshly grated lemon zest on lightly cooked green beans is the bomb, also.
Shortly before it became OTC, I had to pick some up on vacation in San Francisco. Not a suburb, the CVS (I think) downtown in San Fucking Francisco and got shit and attitude from the damn pharmacy clerk. Just blocks from the best sex store I’ve ever been to. Now, I don’t mind. I love my whore pills and they have been…
Jesus why are people such assholes
We all know it’s really about punishing women for having sex, though, right?
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John Waters had this one right the other night when he said, “I hate people that say, ‘I’m leaving the country’, go ahead, no one cares!”
It’s actually lucky they were vegetarian, because they’re also Jewish and try to keep kosher so I think it would have been MORE difficult if I had to prepare meat dishes they could eat. Also, the vegan is not super-intense about it so occasional butter didn’t freak her out.
pretty pedestrian palates
You could present them with a giant bowl of Doritos, politely excuse yourself, drive to the the nearest casino, and it would still be better than they deserve.
Being a busy host, especially with cooking, is the best way to appear social without having to engage in actual uncomfortable conversation.
Being a busy host, especially with cooking, is the best way to appear social without having to engage in actual uncomfortable conversation.
Last year I had two vegetarians, one vegan, one celiac, and one guy who is allergic to all things cow. I had to make a goddamn spreadsheet.
LOL beergaritas. I am not sure how I feel about that (and I am a lover of beer).
only half?? I admire your restraint.
That sounds about right.
This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.
Ha! totally.