Is this a show about being 45 and going to highschool prom?

“These women do not live in the river.”

SPOILER: as a cliffhanger for the end of season 2:
IT’S REVEALED THEY DO IN FACT *LIVE IN THE RIVER*

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Look, Yoko, I can’t only eat avocado cheeseburgers with truffle fries. I need some roughage in there, even if my body isn’t asking for it.

Very true. But swimming in a bondage mask is creepy.

this is literally the only time I’m gonna be able to use this:

They’re too busy trying to act mature and level-headed to laugh at any Mustang joke, even an innocuous made in jest.

I don’t hate Mustangs, but more often than not people who own Mustang think they are top-shit. They think the world owes them a race because they have a fast car. This also hilariously applies to alot of Civic Si/Civic Coupe owners.

Yes

As a biracial woman, works that examine this sort of thing always interest me when they’re done by people who know what the hell they’re talking about. So, pretty much anyone other than Rachel Dolezel, who has never been caught between a race or culture or ethnicity or anything else. Bitch, you ARE white. You…

I still have guilt about serving babysis Frosty Paws.

“A feminist,” Carly intones, in a snippet from an old speech, “is a woman who lives the live she chooses.”

I have friends with boasts.

And, maybe, carry a bit more insurance than you think you’ll need?

So, as the username reads, I’m an adjuster. Just handled part of a marina fire, specifically a couple of the boats involved. Pretty sad to see normal policies for normal, older boats that only include $7-10k coverage in recovery and clean-up, and the actual bill per boat was almost $80k. Yep, the owner is on the hook…

Where’s your other one?

Do you also have so many children???

aah rich people.. spending so much money just to stay afloat... then having it all burn down around them anyway... i just have a large shoe

Jezebel has a troll problem and users have mostly been left up to their own devices in dealing with them.