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I would also add that if this guy found a woman who did that? He'd probably spend his days moaning and complaining about how his girlfriend is mean and bossy and makes him do things he doesn't like.
I'm in on the Golden Girls thing, but would also like to add "40 days of my Dog Olive". I am posting her picture only to bring on the bidding frenzy.
This will only be decent if both characters are played by Idris Elba.
*reaches for wine and corkscrew*
As a straight woman I am horrified to be labeled as some sort of Lilly Pulitzer-wearing basketball player-dating dipshit.
Did anyone else used to take to their face with St. Ives Apricot Scrub, dreaming it was curing their hideous complexion when it actually made it feel like you'd rolled crushed glass and sludge all over your skin?
If I never got another blackhead, I would never again know the satisfaction of extracting a blackhead.
Um... I go to therapy to talk about about my issues with blackheads. I'm not even remotely joking. Fuck blackheads AND Seventeen magazine.
Yes. Because your "fat friend/co-worker" will pick up on this subtext and it will come off as patronizing and cruel.
"You don't look as good as you could."
If I could do all that shit pictured I would have no need for working out.
Try this one easy trick to have sex and keep fit:
There seems to be "one weird trick!" to blast fat, get energy, tone your ass, poop more, poop less, rid unwanted pregnancy...
Facebook is perpetually offering me access to a divorce lawyer, which is suuuper helpful considering I am not and have never been married. Do I just seem sad or something?
All of this. All of it.
Almost a year of no smoking for me and if I can do it, so can y'all.
She did what she felt is right and she might have saved thousands of lives for speaking the truth she had to live through. It's a shame she had to show the consequences, but I admire her strength and bravery.
She always says nice things about you.