He CHOSE to steep himself in racist ideology on the internet. It’s amazing how long I can go on the internet and never see hate sites...because I CHOOSE not to.

Haha probably his cobbler at JC Penney.

Trump voter.

The simple leather ones are nice.

And it’s not like I’m old money. My dad wore cardboard over the holes in his shoes.

My BIL refused to let any dot of pink or inch of lace appear upon his newborn boys’ clothing, lest they become homos.

Did you see her in Vanya on 42nd St? That was the first thing I saw her in, and man, she was luminous.

Is she playing the great-grandmother or what? (Asking because I saw Susan Sarandon playing Melissa McCarthy’s grandmother the other day).

I think this Tiffany shit with the name imprinted on it is so tacky that I blush when I see someone wearing it, out of sheer embarrassment for them. I feel the same way about every overpriced piece of logo shit, which probably makes me the last dinosaur on earth to feel this way.

Nope. The ante has been upped. You aren’t ever supposed to even HINT that people have different skin colors or ethnicities, or white people (of which I am one, though not the shit-losing variety) completely lose their shit and say “OMG You’re a racist! Stop that racist talk! You’re trying to divide us like [insert…

And the other thing? The people who DO bother to be mean to you about something that is important to you? That classmate who says “Ugh, why did you cut your hair?” or the relative who says “What the hell do you think you’re going to do with a degree in Early Childhood Education?” - they’re not your people. There are…

And the other thing? The people who DO bother to be mean to you about something that is important to you? That classmate who says “Ugh, why did you cut your hair?” or the relative who says “What the hell do you think you’re going to do with a degree in Early Childhood Education?” - they’re not your people. There are…

Nobody can ever articulate how one of his ideas will be implemented, because there’s no plan behind any of them. They are just shit that popped into his fevered old brain.

I love this one:

That’s my comeback when my mom tells me what a bad mom she is. None of us have killed anyone!

With my advanced age, I have learned one big comforting thing: no one really gives a shit. Your family may give you some crap, your partner may get down on you, but in a world of 7.4 billion people, no one really cares. Do what makes you happy. Fuck up. The world loves fuck up stories because then they can feel…

And then she would get a job as a commentator on Fox News.

Nope. Some of these were men who persisted at expensive hobbies despite their lack of resources. What I see is this, as in my sister’s case (she has been married 40 years): he loves NASCAR, and she doesn’t, so NASCAR has become her hobby by default. They don’t have enough money for both of them to have an expensive…

He HAS to win some kind of Mansplainer award for this epic effort.

THIS IS WHY. I got tired of being the goddamn responsible adult all the time. 90% of the men I dated took it for granted I would maintain the social schedule, do the errands, laundry, housekeeping and cooking while they played video games, rode their bike or fucked off in whatever way they chose when they weren’t…