I’m so sorry. That’s just a really bad double whammy.

The good of the organization demands firing people sometimes. If he is awful, getting rid of him quickly is the best morale-booster for everyone else.

My favorite brown bag was a kind of meze plate - I got lots of tiny containers and would put in a pickles, olives, carrot sticks, hummus, a couple bits of cheese, couple almonds, some red pepper dip and then take a pita. I like lots of little tastes rather than one big deal.

The great thing about Warped Tour is they have an adult chill-out tent with actual seating and wifi and stuff.

Maybe he has magic beans! And we’ll get a goose that lays golden eggs! We could solve our budget problems. This is great news, guys.

Interesting. Thank you.

Drink. That is my number one prodictivity-ruiner. Even one glass of wine makes me lazy and stupid.

I weep for the Daily Show. People sometimes post links and I click thru, then blink at Trevor Noah for about 20 seconds before I am so bored I have to stop.

I was squinting at the macrame necklaces, trying to figure out if they were some kind of secret symbol. Then I realized that there had to be something to hang mics on. Watching them appear and disappear really showed the hack-and-slash time-shifting editing.

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!

What does?

New Gaga album?

This is why a friend whose dad was a very nice guy and a child molester made such a point to talk about it. She wanted everyone to know that her dad was the kind of guy everyone loved and respected - and who nevertheless was raping his own children.

Fuck off.

I once went several years without drinking water, seemingly to no ill effect. I drank coffee, iced tea, red wine and the occasional gin and tonic. I also ate lots of watery vegetables (give me ALL the persian cucumbers!).

Another promising young man whose life is ruined by the actions of an unconscious woman.

But...I have these tulip bulbs!

Woke means woke to racism, not looking around at the world as if you are a damned inspirational poster come to life. RACISM. It’s ok, little man, you can say it.

They always make me cringe involuntarily, like when I see an open wound.