Right. If you’re a professional, you do what it takes. Like when I was a newspaper reporter, I pretended to be interested in people and their blather, when much of the time I was just trying to get them to give me one good quote.

I am an on-time person too, but doing some study on monochronic vs polychronic cultures has given me some new understanding of my dear friends who are constantly late.

Freedom = killing lots of people in far-away countries, saying the pledge of allegiance whenever possible, and wearing star-spangled clothing on the fourth of July.

Mom: Can you bring lunch over here?

The ones I know mostly support not paying taxes for any reason (even though many are happy to use services like roads, parks, disability and social security) and, of course, FREEDOM.

Maybe its because the Republican party is awash in racism and sexism.

Of course I pictured you putting eyeliner on your cat. That WOULD be an accomplishment.

People with disabilities should just quietly refuse any assistance and die, according to these kind of people. God would want it that way.

Interestingly, Cletus, Ken, whatever the fuck your name is, the ONLY people who ever screwed me in business were Christians. Literally the only people who never paid and never made any attempt to pay were people who loudly proclaimed their Christianity through the symbols on their business cards, ads, or work (two…

The key word there is “partisan” political activity. Is solidarity in itself partisan? Is belief in equality partisan?

A friend just got this. The only woman of color in the room, she got asked after the meeting, with no warning “Can you just send your notes to the rest of us?” Yes, she was retroactively appointed secretary.

Yes, cultures are different. 70% of my company works at home and god help you if you call someone unscheduled.

Like those responses to carefully drafted dating profiles that say

My ex used to call Land’s End “Clothing for people who hate fashion.” Of course, that person was me.

When you hate education, knowledge and facts, being history-free is not that big a stretch.

I wouldn’t go see him, but all my fellow Olds love a concert where they can go, recognize the songs, sit down comfortably, and get home at a reasonable hour. We will pay buckets of money for that.

Gabriel is my favorite.

TL;DR

There must be a giant sucking sound in the Kardashian household, because those people are all the thirstiest on earth.

Is the latest from the same people who brought us those cars that make farting sounds? (sorry, not up on my noisy-ass mufflers).