Nothing happens for a reason and some people are just broken...these two thoughts are the only way I stay sane-ish...

Even if her dad had died, who the fuck cared. I guarantee you this amount of barely even clear expression wouldn’t have registered in anybody’s mind if it were a male celebrity, and the fact that you are paying this much attention to minute differences in facial expressions is ridiculous in itself.

I get the little yarn Stassa was trying to spin but I hope she feels like an asshole.

I didn’t realize it was when McKinnon mentioned her dad. Shit, no wonder she looks upset. My dad died more than a decade ago and I still get jealous/sad during things like the father/daughter dance at a wedding. Two days after he died? If I were her I’d have been in the fetal position under my seat.

Delete this. I’m embarrassed for y’all.

But not you, Larry David in the background chewing gum. Keep on Sandersing, it’s cute when you boys look grouchy or like humans with inner lives!

Pisses me off to no end. As other commenters have pointed out, literally no one else in that shot is smiling. Even if her dad hadn’t just died, this is a disappointing article to say the least.

This, maybe?

What’s up with her?? Her dad died you asshole.

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

That’s great! I’m sure you’re a wonderful parent. I’ve got a toddler and I’m expecting my second child in November. I’m excited but also a bit apprehensive about having two. Congrats on raising four.. Quite an achievement!

FLAM is basically the core concept on which the character Frankie Heck was built, and they even manage to drizzle on a few new layers of FLAM by the end of each and every episode.

The bread in the fridge probably means he’s gluten free. Which means he’s either celiac or terrible. Probably terrible.

Oh my god, stop saying this right now. Do you know what you sound like? “Don’t you think adult women who have borne children are so patronize-able? Aw, aren’t they adorable? They are sensible and make moderate choices and have small little lives! They eat right, exercise, and take Geritol every day! And when my life…

I’m trying to restrain myself to a ‘yes’ answer because I’m currently nursing my 2 yo who just also pooped on me. So. Yeah.

Hahaha, that is a very apt comparison. My day of FLAM was so fucking bananas that I had to calm myself before leaving a comment here, so as not to rage.

Pretty sure this acronym is up there with people who call their pets their children and saying you feel like a single mom when you’re not in terms of obnoxiously out of touch shit people say about parenting.

I’m not proud of this, but there’s pretty much no situation in which the answer to “would you fuck Jaimie from Outlander under ___ circumstances” would be no for me. He is soooo effing hot.

I used to date a doctor - and not just a doctor, but an otorhinolaryngologist - who had a mattress on the floor in his townhouse. He kept his clothes in neatly folded piles on the floor. But what the heck, he took me to restaurants where almost everything was served flaming, and he only wanted to perform oral sex…