Weird double-standard in Super Bowl ads... you can kill Mr. Peanut, but Mr. Peanut can’t kill you.

Are you a troll? Because if you are, then please look in the mirror and ask yourself, “Does this make me happy? Does this actually give me some sense of fulfillment?” Because I’m guessing the answer will turn out to be “No”.

As a child growing up in the 80s/90s, if you told me that a politician in 2024 would run with a commercial featuring nothing but her burning books, I would have thought you were crazy or that somehow the US was invaded. But here we are...

I think nepo coverage is overplayed, or undernuanced, but the difference is that the calling out is usually over careers where breaking in has a huge amount of luck factored in. Sustainable careers are readily available in all the trades you mentioned w/o fame, but that’s much harder in the entertainment realm. Also,…

Watch how Michael Caine and Tim Curry work with muppets and say that again

that’s the real problem, right there.

In fairness, knowing the role of the Secretary of State is probably more like the kinda book learn’n that Gomez is vowing to fight.

Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

Well, it's not quite a puppet and it's not quite a mop.

The real gut punch: last I checked, no Democratic candidates had filed for this office in the 2024 election.

“God doesn’t make mistakes”

My personal theory is that Cloud will be the one who dies at the end. This is because we have “two” Cloud’s as established by the end of Remake. Cloud is warned or given a vision about how Aerith will die and sacrifices himself to save her, thus letting her continue on the journey she was never allowed to have all…

“When Joe Biden was inaugurated, and this entire Capitol complex was surrounded with 30,000 National Guard troops, none of you stood there and called that an insurrection,” she told reporters, in reference to the increased security at Biden’s 2021 inauguration after the January 6...insurrection. “Oh no. You all…

Trump causes cancer.

Call me old fashioned, but I remember when they used to hire famous and/or talented people to host SNL.

Frosted blueberry. Not even close. 

This. It doesn’t matter whether they catch the right person. All that matters is they can report another case closed, so their statistics look good.

Don’t call it anything other then a Tweet.   Its a Tweet on Twitter.  I have it on good authority every time someone calls it Twitter, Elon cries a single tear, so we much continue to do it

Jimmy Fallon excitedly grasping at him was eye roll worthy, but then again so is literally everything Fallon does