It’s so exhausting to see practically every rich famous white guy who reaches a certain age adopt these same tired tropes about “wokeism” simply because they amuse themselves with it and assume that everyone will be just as amused. It’s old, it’s unoriginal, and it’s the #1 sign that someone has become out of touch…

Going back to my youth, the Onion had a story that stuck with me headlined

Wealthy men always think everyone wants to hear their opinion.

None of this is really that surprising for a wealthy 70 year old guy to say, but I do wonder why he thinks anyone wants to hear it from him.

“Garbage in, garbage out” remains a reliable principle.

A truly unbiased AI understands that everything written on the internet is equally important and true.

It’s so crazy how awful the Google search experience has become. It’s arguably still better than any current alternatives, but man it feels like someone could come in and dethrone it relatively easily these days, just by removing the clutter. The AI results are garbage and yet another thing I have to ignore and…

The Onion can call their next historical compilation “Our Even Dumber Century.”

Okay but does it still use an enormous amount of energy and water, and is built on material that was taken without consent nor paid licenses for where applicable?

Reality Of Owning The Hottest Tesla

And yet, people still buy these fugly vehicles. 

Maybe it just me but the fact that these things are even thinner isn’t appealing at all. Given how much they cost, any phone or tablet I buy gets thrown into a protective case before it gets used anyways.  They are just to damn fragile 

“The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It’s going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.”

It was said that Trump had just one red line when he was roasted: His wealth. They could make fun of his hair, his business failures, his kids, his infidelities and multiple wives/baby mommas, but absolutely no questioning how rich he really was. Says a lot about what is most important to him.

The fact that Radcliffe does weird, sometimes kind of fucked-up indie movies he finds interesting because he can afford to due to the financial safety cushion of his Potter money speaks nothing but well of him. Glad he’s doing something like the film the above image is from rather than “Christmas Prince” romcoms or…

Exactly. Not just normal kids, but decent actors, with actual careers.

It’s almost shocking how well-adjusted the adults the Harry Potter child stars grew up to be are, even beyond the “big 3" of Daniel, Emma and Rupert.

It’s borderline refreshing to hear a story of a major Hollywood celebrity who’s just kinda shitty to work with. Like, not quietly racist / misogynitic / homophobic / transphobic, not a secret QAnon dipshit, not flexing his status for sexual favor, not an Armie Hammer-style sex cannibal. Just a chronically late dick, us…

Eh, I think the “funniest possible way” would have been if they found the song by slipping on a comically large banana peel and sliding down a hallway into a room where they witness a mob hit and have to go into witness protection as a nun in a convent and they learn the song from Whoopi Goldberg before being hit in…

I didn’t exactly dig into the story, but IIRC the guy’s “cause” wasn’t anything to do with Trump specifically, more just a mentally ill person doing something extreme in front of cameras