So it turns out Lonely Island was doing all the heavy lifting on making Timberlake funny.

So... he either pays up, or has to disclose that he’s not really worth the millions he claims to be?

Trump’s attorneys need to be referred to the bar for disciplinary action. It’s one thing for Trump to do theatrics—he’s a clown and his lawyers can’t really *control* him—but the attorneys are officers of the court, presumably seasoned trial lawyers, and for sure know better than to be making downright impermissible…

It’s the same dynamic. I’ve never forgotten one of Colbert’s Difference Maker segments where they interviewed a bunch of militiamen assholes putting up 400 meters of barbed wire fencing down at the border (for reasons). There was a Mexican-American woman with them, happily stapling up barbed wire, and she said…

honestly, unizionation. it might not sound like anything. hell, it might not always result in job protection, but a unified workforce is a scary workforce. that’s why corporations are always union busting; they don’t want workers to engage in collective action. the moment workers realize they actually hold the means…

Jesus Christ. Imagine if these assholes put anywhere near this kind of effort into doing something good-hearted and productive. We’d probably have perfect desalination technology and the goddamned food replicator from Star Trek by now. Or...considering the IQ levels involved here, never mind.

Less focus on large, individual projects, and more focus on maintaining a constant development cycle that includes small and medium sized games.

Spencer noted that this was a “painful decision” for Microsoft as a whole, clarifying that the company will “provide our full support to those who are impacted during the transition, including severance benefits informed by local employment laws.”

“Can’t win a primary without Trump, can’t win a general with Trump.”

Maybe him and Mike Pence can hang together and have 1/3 of an actual personality now that they have time on their hands....

From what’s been said, this isn’t Ella’s first rodeo in the ‘showing of blitzed off her tits’ department. Fine that’s her prerogative....but don’t do it during Dolly’s stuff. The woman has given her all for decades and deserves the decorum.

this kind of stuff is exactly why I hate people.

I think it’s kids and money. As parents and kids get older, they become concerned with how their kids are going to make in when they leave the house, and they become susceptible to the Fox News narrative that the Democrats are really Socialists who want to take everyone’s money.

Calling it now....Dusty has an IMPRESSIVE collection of porn somewhere.

Hang on, you drink diet coke at the gym??? HOW! 

Refuse to give up the optical drive on my PC, but I can’t tell you the last time I used it. Think I ripped a DVD I own because I couldn’t find it streaming and it was faster than torrenting it from 1 seeder. Also found a copy of DMC4 at a local thrift store in perfect shape last week, figure I’ll try to fart around…

1. They did increase their fees dramatically. Netflix for example went from $8 to 16. Premium is now $22. Hulu’s ad free went from 10.99 to 17.99. 

That’s always bugged me, the “Where Are They Now?” obsession. They’re elsewhere, don’t want to be famous anymore, and leave them the fuck alone, like you would any retiree. Pretty simple, right? Vanilla Ice is a contractor? Good for him.

I feel bad for Richard Simmons. The guy was in the public spotlight for years and seemed to really enjoy people. Its clear that he hit retirement age, has all the money he needs and decided to just enjoy his twilight years. But because its 2024 and everything is a true crime, people have to harass the poor guy and…

Came here to note the parallel with No Country for Old Men, so I was glad you’d already made it — a killer, long after the violence is seemingly over, returns to kill a woman because of a warped code that commits him to doing the things he’s said he’ll do. And Carla Jean did basically make the same argument Dot made,…