Oh my god: I just now got his username. That's good stuff there.

“I’m the most like a butterfly perched on the head of a smiling baby”

You didn't mention anything about the upgrade system. It it similar to the first? 

I bet he had nothing to do with making that either. 

See, I'm not poor, I got multiple bills on me! Fake News!

I always thought it was stupid when Splinter embeds tweets. Why give them extra clicks when you can screengrab that shit. It would also help with page loads because it can be annoying waiting for some to load in.

I have not heard of this and I'm afraid to google it...

The delicious face of socialism.

Honestly, what you are describing sounds alot like Binding of Issac. Without the religious overtones, of course...

Nah, they'll just prop him up Weekend at Bernies style to keep the grift going.

Shit, someone needs to make one of those “guy sweating over two button” memes where it is Tucker and the buttons say TRUMP HIRES THE BEST! and TRUMP IS SMART FOR FIRING THAT LOSER!

Not as long as they pass their worldview down to the next generation. 

I never understood the controversy behind the kneeling anyway. Seen out of context, kneeling still looks like a sign of loyalty and respect before whatever you are kneeling before. I always saw Kaepernick choosing to kneel as a way to show respect while doing something that calls attention to how he felt about the…

You mean taco.

Isn’t there a Twitter account that does this: prints Trump's tweets out on official WH letterhead?

Stupid all the way down.

Next one the Bachelorette!