First thing I thought of:

I would hope that if someone approached Christie it would be to spit in his face.

LOOK DADDY! I DIDN’T BETRAY YOU BY TALKING TO THE FAKE NEWS PLEASE LOVE ME!

Ah, the preemptive “I’m rubber, you’re glue” strategy. Conservatives are so goddamn childish.

He will NEVER admit he's wrong. Even in the face of ironclad truth. It's sooooo exhausting. 

Holy shit, you're right. That shot makes his hands seem even tinier.

Biden is slowly turning into Trump 2.0. Not pre-president Trump, but current Trump. I don’t want 4 more years of Trump OR Trump 2.0.

So one more month of that sweet sweet political donation money. 

Looks more like a rainbow trilobite.

White men failing upwards!

Would it be hilarious or just plain sad that THIS is what it took to bring him down?

Shit, I thought the same thing... 

Someone with better skills than me should take that meme of Don showing off a bill he signed with the two pictures being the original National Weather Service drawing with his next to it.

Apparently president dipshit cares enough to have this stupid mockup made to sooth his raging ego.

And that is dangerous and stupid thinking. I fucking hate his die hard supporters.

Ooh, that's a good one.

Moving the goalpost is a core conservative tenant: like racism and grifting.

Oh boy, Chick Tracts. These things used to pop up everywhere when I was working at a grocery store in rural Ohio. I haven’t thought of those things in years....

There is no one on this planet more deserving of public humiliation than Donald J Trump.