I could raise more money from Columbus residents to keep the Browns out of the city.

This was a an important move for a team that didn’t make any bids on the offseason’s biggest free agents. It’s a move that could signal that the days of suppressing payroll in order to pay off debts are over, and that the war chest needed to finance a perennially competitive team is finally open. Or maybe the Mets…

Tom, it’s a credit to you and Deadspin that you write cogently about finance in a manner that HamNo/Gawker seemingly could only dream of doing. It’s like two worlds.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Great idea. Now i can watch the video while I’m at work. Jackass.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

It sickens me at the thought of a promising, talented young man throwing away the opportunity to have a wonderful and successful career. That’s why I go to bed every night praying that the Browns don’t draft Carson Wentz.

This is the stupidest invention in my lifetime.

My dad’s working on the TV crew at the All-Star game again, and that has me pumped. If he was on the ice!?...I’d wonder what the hell a 68 year-old is doing out there.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

Thank you for being the sole Internet commenter brave enough to stand up for the police in 2016.

Jungle Gym Fever

Another one I’m on board with: big pharma is preventing meaningful work towards actual cures, as opposed to treatments, for a wide variety of diseases.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

Like most other celebs, Magic doesn't actually tweet himself, he gets one of his aids to do it for him.