In Gawker/Deadspin’s eyes, the only people who can truly do damage to society and be held responsible for their actions are white men. Seriously, I would like to know how it feels to wake up and dig for different reasons to be a victim every morning. It seems exahusting.

the Women’s World Cup is entertainment

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

Yeah, the Patriots are Bond villain levels of evil. This here is some Scooby-Doo shit.

She won’t get any of my empathy. She is belittling black women. She thinks that all it takes to be a black woman is to tan your skin, wear shitty wigs, and take black dick. She is scum.

The wink is stupid but picking up coffee or a bagel, I just don’t generally tip except the change. Occasionally I 'll throw them a few bucks but not every time. Working a register is not hard.

Ideally they wouldn’t exist. I can use a sink by myself.

How did you come up with your burner name? We all know you’re secretly a middle-aged woman who thinks there’s too much violence on TV, everyone drives too fast, and those kids won’t stay off your lawn.

On the one hand: it’s a joke. Lighten up. One of the commenters last night asked, post-LeBron/Camera collission as LeBron is clearly in pain, if the cut in his head meant he was going to bring back the headband. This is what these guys do.

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

More like guy runs onto live track.

Boy, I tell ya. I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m beginning to think that the people running FIFA were a bunch of no-goodniks.

“So is Rex Ryan, coach of the Buffalo Bills, more or less racist than your former coaches?”

LeSean McCoy is in al Qaeda.

UNC has vowed to the NCAA that they will look at how a smarter school does institutional control and they’ll copy it.

I really hate it when self righteous internet warriors start abuse campaigns against the parents of dead children. When you’ve lost a child, you can talk. Otherwise, “there but for the grace of god...” and STFU.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Are the the GM of the Jets, by any chance?

So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.