In death, a Google searched name is Robert Paulson.

That's very funny, because all cops are bad, right?

Watching players get genuinely upset during a loss in the regular season makes me respect them.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

That's another funny part of this. From he Clarion Ledger:

Left out the best one.

I use some of Peter Gammons' tweets to break the ice at bars sometimes.... The girls always just think I'm having a stroke though...

See, I think this whole "Red Sox blew it" narrative is asinine. It's good copy, but it reflects a near complete understanding of how contract negotiations actually work.

I love that instead of looking at disaster contracts like the Matt Cain deal and having the market correct itself, everybody says "well that's the cost of doing business." 6 years is a long time for a 31 year old.

Something hard to hear indeed. No one has heard a Raider say "I'm good" in quite some time.

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....

This evokes some strong feelings in me - such as "Colin Cowherd really really should suck a mile of goat dicks."

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

Yes, how dare he express obvious frustration that the national media keeps taking everything he does and portraying it in the worst possible light! He should have responded in eloquently crafted rhyming couplets.

Amen to that. The Domino's Easy Order system is the worst thing ever to happen to my impulse control. You order one pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese and it's like your first hit of meth.

Pizza Hut needs to learn what Domino's has learned: It's not about convincing people to eat your shitty pizza; it's about making it so easy to order your shitty pizza that it can be bought and paid for before you even realize what happened.

Being Falsely accused of Rape can RUIN your life.

What can I say, your logic was infallible.

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

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