I've owned an '08, '10, and now have a 2012. The '08 was by far my favorite. I really wish I would have kept it.

My wife's co-worker packs excessive amounts of clothes to go away for a 4 or 5 day business trip. She even brings a separate bag of shoes.

I think every house that I have ever lived in has had an outlet right off the panel. I always have one of those plug-in emergency lights in that outlet that automatically goes on when the power goes off. That way it lights the path to the box and then upon arriving at the panel you can pull it out and use it as a…

Funny thing is that I have never, ever thought that.

I was holding my own up to that point but then I totally caved to the power of the cuteness.

Still no Pandora?

Just like Hubble? Imagine if they could position all three thousands of miles apart and focus on one area.

Step 1: WASH THE MELON!

Agreed. I get really angry with my employees when they delete any email messages from customers.

Next time you make a big pot of pasta, stir in a little Dawn (after removing the pasta) and pour the near boiling concoction down the disposal. That should flush it out. you may have to do it a couple of times. And I wouldn't run the unit when you do this, usually the manufactures recommend cold water to help keep the…

If masturbating is temporarily blinding you then maybe you should try aiming that thing someplace else.

Nausori Int'l Airport (NFNA) Fiji Runway length 6129 ft.

+1 for vinegar. Every spring my mom used to wash all of the walls in the house with vinegar and water. Then she would use old newspaper and that mixture in a spray bottle on the windows to make them sparkle. And she would regularly clean the refrigerator with a mixture of baking soda and water. Funny thing, we…

I throw a dryer sheet in the bottom of mine. Seems to work well, but I compost and recycle, so little food waste goes into my trashcan.

What about DEKA's Slingshot? The thing will make potable water from any source and will run on cow crap.

Sure it can, if you carry it.

DEADHEADS! Your attention please!

Really, you thought my first statement was legit? Dude... you've been spending way to much time on the Stoner Channel.

How could it possibly be warmer with all these giant fans blowing all the time?

My father-in-law has considered the same thing many, many times. Having had two knee replacements he always dresses in shorts and a tee shirt to go through security no matter the season. Apparently the two 10 inch scars on his knees mean nothing as it still takes him a full twenty minutes to pass through to the gates…