I would pay $1000 if I knew that Floyd is going to be knocked cold. But that’s not going to happen. Mayweather’s defense is just too good and Pacquiao’s style of pressure and moving forward is taylor-made for counterpunching.

I got towed once at a college apartment complex after I went through great measures to get a visitor pass. I called the tow company, asked them to look exactly where the pass was supposed to be, and lo and behold, it was there. They brought my car back right away and apologized. I was very polite and never raised my…

As a former teenager who's driven down a few bike paths, I have a pretty good idea.

ditto. same here. first time I've looked at my brand new ST and been like... YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH CAR.

"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…

Bro talking shit, flipping off dudes as he backs away. Walks around a truck and gets in the bed. As the truck pulls away, the dude is standing in the bed flipping off the guys he was just shit talking. Driver hits it, bro falls over the tailgate, right out of the truck, face first to the pavement. Couple guys he…

The sandals are the real crime

THAT.

You hit your 50s - hell, you hit your 40s - and you still got that much hair coming out of your head, you rock it as long as you want for all of us that no longer can. Shut up, Rex.

Are you considering upgrading to this New 3DS? Here are the conditions that I'd recommend upgrading under:

Hits to the head in football lead to long term neurological degradation (pulls kid out of Pop Warner Football)

I was so offended by these soft-core porn commercials that I tracked down the video on YouTube and watched it 10-15 more times privately to make sure I was that offended! Here's a link to said offensive video - keep an eye out at the :32 second mark for the butt {included a link to that as well} and the side breast…

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

I sent in a complaint to the FCC regarding Pete Carroll's middle finger to basic human intelligence. Any reason why that is not on the list, Barry?

We all know this a conspiracy so the 3 hyper cars won't be tested against each other.

At least this guy dressed for the occasion.

I dunno. The material in these Tweets appears to contain a lot of Stretch.

I don't know which came first, the chicken or the egg, but here's a hat tip anyway.

Smart to use the Waka filter on their picture. It is probably too Fozzie for the police to get an accurate ID.

It took a while, but, I got there eventually. I think 'an' is just 'and' with the 'n' left out and I think 'vanlier' might be a type of strong cheese.