“Cat” is probably all it really needs

Tom Brady is the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

Tough, but fair.

*Not just the GTP. But I feel that all Grand Prix variants of this generation fall under the Juggalambo category.

I seen so many G35s with hideous blacked out taillights and limo tint that I thought it was a factory option.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

He may not have been much of a comedian, but, Leno strikes me as one of the few celebrities that I’d actually like to hang out with.

Acknowledging my insanity and the insanity of LA traffic, I wish they would let you drive in the river as another road to get around town.

Close-ups reveal those are still all KU shirts.

Can we PLEASE stop talking about the Royals celebration and shift focus back to tonight’s Game 6?? As a Mets fan, I really think that deGrom is going to dominate and the offense will chase Cueto early.

Jesus, Millenials today are so entitled! They expect wall to wall carpeting!

I bet if that concrete was stained in some interesting hexagonal pattern, you’d be more for it, wouldn’t you?

Back in my day, we used to bust our ass on concrete that was in unexpected places and it saved money for everyone. We liked it, God,…

Coming home from work last Thursday I saw this guy texting while driving. Knowing how dangerous this can be I drove up beside him, rolled down my window, and threw my beer at him.

A better idea would be to sell something other than Budweiser. Even in a non-hostile situation I’m inclined to throw a can of Bud as far away as possible when handed to me.

Seems like he used to be a pretty Loki guy.

I wish Iron Banner had more than just Control. Maybe some Rift and 12 man Salvage would be nice.

Sarkisian’s problem was that he was constantly talking gorgonzola when it was clearly brie time.

Minibar charges.

All those gift baskets filled with Jagermeister from a “Pete C., Seattle” probably aren’t helping.

My wife still won’t ride anyplace where anyone besides family knows us in my Focus ST. She also hates the Recaro seats.

“Inside this secret room is an exotic chest containing the Sleeper Simulant. “