This guy needs help.

Get an insane deal on this Bugatti Veyron oil change for the price of a 2010 Mustang GT.

"He has a very particular set of skills. If you troll his daughter he will look you up. He will dox you. And he WILL ruin your reputation on Google. This march, Curt Schilling is TAKEN ABACK"

"Curt Schilling is dishing out payback? Awesom - oh."

I'd beat the shit out of my son if he ever spoke to a woman like that. Holy shit. If I had a son, I mean.

If your twitter activity unfolds in such a manner that I find myself backing Curt Shilling on absolutely anything, then you're fucking doing it wrong.

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

If You're Reading This You're In the Trash

As an owner of all three consoles I will break it down to:

Starring this because I did this on Tuesday—tipped too low, realized it, then threw down some cash.

If you're dumb enough to bust the hinges on any 3DS, don't buy one. Ever. My 5 year old has been using mine for over a year and he has managed to keep it in tact.

Stop treating your handhelds like a damn caveman.

Who the fuck just stands on rocks, videotaping a fucking crab? The cameraperson was in on this, no fucking doubt.

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

It also seems that GameStop will allow you to buy a new 3DS and take it home to do the transfer, return the device to get your money back and then trade in your old 3DS for $100 credit that can be used to repurchasing the device. A little weird, but at least it provides some solution to a dumb problem. And by dumb…

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

Wow, that sucks. If the Beastie Boys drop your name solely because of your hair, you are way ahead of the rest of us.

8/10 the ones I missed were because the cars aren't sold here

Why is it a disaster, because it is not at a track, put it in front of Daytona, or even at Charlotte Motor Speedway, and it will draw more people.