I read that headline as “Barkley would kill Bayless if Bayless was terminally ill.” I guess that would be better? Because Bayless was gonna die soon anyway?

I was always told by my Hispanic friends in school that “puto” meant something similar to “whore” or “bitch”, and that “maricon” was the homophobic slur of choice in Spanish. Learn something new I guess.

But I still didn’t hate it, fight me.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

British lady is his non-verbal sister’s magic computer voice. And the brother twist was obvious by the halfway point. This movie was so bad.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

Another good part of this video is at 0:25 when the guy in the Hurricanes polo says “I gotta pee” and takes the Mountaineers fan’s spot.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

I’m trying to figure out the logical end of this thought that isn’t “it’s okay to withhold the rights of a person in hijab if it’s by another person in hijab.”

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

I feel bad for saying it, but this video is so satisfying.

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

well yeah, everything you eat ends up being your shit.

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

This guy seems completely reasonable. I mean who hasn’t assaulted an elderly man over a brisket sandwich at least once in their life?

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.