very good SNL sketch about this phenomenon:

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

Oh my god. Can you imagine how exhausting being a dentist/hygienist is going to be for the next few weeks?

[annoying dickhead] “So I heard that you don’t have to floss anymore, and it’s all just a ploy to get you to buy floss”

[Dentist] Well, actually, the issue is; people aren’t using the right techniques, getting rid…

If you’re talking ESPN then it’s because it’s based in Bristol, Conn and regularly poaches people from Boston to work there.

I believe Shaq could have been the undisputed GOAT, playing 40 pounds lighter and with incredible finesse, if refs had whistled every foul committed against him and every foul he committed.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

The college football playoff will be detrimental to the game, and especially the regular season.

I believe that Russell Westbrook is a better and more exciting player than Steph Curry.

The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.

The Wave is fun.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

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Has anyone else noticed how most Ringer articles seem to end abruptly without seeming to finish what the author is saying? I get that maybe by design they might want to be shorter in form than Grantland was, but the editing seems to end the pieces mid-conversation.

I think the Bucks are OK. When the scammer saw one of the names listed as “Giannis Antetokounmpo”, he figured the Bucks’ employee was wise to his scam and just sending fake info.

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

That can’t be true. Everyone knows Obama is a secret muslim who helps muslim terrorists, in his spare moments between handing out millions of soccer balls to the people he is inviting across the border to sell drugs and steal all the jobs.

No, he just looks it. Dude is over six feet.