I hate to be that guy, but if you read the ESPN comment section, you were asking for it.

Never, ever read the comments on ESPN articles. It's bad for your mental health.

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

And probably shouldn't play up the Chris Brown connection seeing as the rest of the YMCMB headliners have associated with him quite regularly.

If you want me to hate the guy, you probably should omit the part about him calling Drake fake and saying they don't get along.

• Has done porn.

yeah, Kotaku authors must be really skittish people. Their examples of terrifying and of "nightmare fuel" tend to refer to rather innocuous, though somewhat strange things

Well, their off days and sleep cycles are supposed to be adjusted for their typically needing to exhibit peak athletic performance around the time most of us are eating dinner, so I imagine the NBA version of "rise and grind" doesn't involve jumping out of bed at 5AM in the middle of winter. Unless you're Kobe.

THEY'RE NOT HACKS. THIS IS HACKS.

My favorite moment from the race? The pastor thanking Jesus for the Daytona 500..

Rolex 24 and the 500

See? Kanye is the new Hironobu Sakaguchi.

Newly accepted members will be given the dress-code mandated club attire.

It was split in half and he demanded more funds from the people he already promised a finished game too.

Okay, I'm going to explain the joke here, which is pretty obvious and which I think most people get without having to have it explained to them! These silly tweets, which are definitely not worth an article on their own, are a trivial but telling example of the way Dan Rafael, the most prominent member of the boxing…

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"Rip out your eyeballs and disconnect your brain, because First Take is coming up next!"

This is hockey. Corsi and Fenwick aren't dead. They have upper body injuries. They'll be returning to the lineup in a week or so.

Left unchanged: the naming of the Hart, Art Ross, Calder, Adams, Norris, Vezina and Conn Smythe awards for whatever category they stand for.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Corsi and Fenwick?" Host: "No." Me: "Died. Unblocked shot attempts." Thought he would cry.