Well, their off days and sleep cycles are supposed to be adjusted for their typically needing to exhibit peak athletic performance around the time most of us are eating dinner, so I imagine the NBA version of "rise and grind" doesn't involve jumping out of bed at 5AM in the middle of winter. Unless you're Kobe.

THEY'RE NOT HACKS. THIS IS HACKS.

My favorite moment from the race? The pastor thanking Jesus for the Daytona 500..

Rolex 24 and the 500

See? Kanye is the new Hironobu Sakaguchi.

Newly accepted members will be given the dress-code mandated club attire.

It was split in half and he demanded more funds from the people he already promised a finished game too.

Okay, I'm going to explain the joke here, which is pretty obvious and which I think most people get without having to have it explained to them! These silly tweets, which are definitely not worth an article on their own, are a trivial but telling example of the way Dan Rafael, the most prominent member of the boxing…

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"Rip out your eyeballs and disconnect your brain, because First Take is coming up next!"

This is hockey. Corsi and Fenwick aren't dead. They have upper body injuries. They'll be returning to the lineup in a week or so.

Left unchanged: the naming of the Hart, Art Ross, Calder, Adams, Norris, Vezina and Conn Smythe awards for whatever category they stand for.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Corsi and Fenwick?" Host: "No." Me: "Died. Unblocked shot attempts." Thought he would cry.

only if people would get out of the fast lane and stay to the right except to pass. So many people hanging out in the fast lane doing 5 over. Then when you flash your lights, they get mad, slow down and/or flip you off.

Not until slower traffic keeps right lol

Scorching hot.

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What the fuck. Why would you go out of your way to "+1" this comment when there is a perfectly good star button that would let me know that a number of random assholes enjoyed my comment while making it extraordinarily cumbersome to ascertain whether it's a person whose opinions and tastes I've actually come, over…

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

Back when I played WoW the first time, the preferred troll method was to cast Fear on someone while they're on an airship over the ocean and watch them suicide by leaping to their deaths.