I'd like to do a little history on the origin of the 25-year rule, actually.

If you'd kept reading for another minute or so you would have seen that the piece is actually precisely about tidy narratives and that the opening section is not to be taken entirely at face value. The other option, as you seem to be aware, was to critique a piece you hadn't actually read.

Baneblade!

I don't think too many Hellcat owners have Priuses as second vehicles.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

I'm absolutely livid my new computer didn't come with a serial port for my joystick
#boycottAmiga

"Pete Carroll's throwin' the challenge flag on the official story we've heard so far. Basically, we don't need another Fail Mary."

For over a year people have been wanting to see their favorite guy succeed, and instead guys who are way less deserving are succeeding. That's the tl;dr version.

So like most selfies then? Just plain unattractive :P

Which was also not in America.

But this isn't in America.

This is in the Philippines though.

The original Double Down was the best thing to happen to fast food since the Dollar Menu. This thing though...I dunno

Brennenstuhl threw out Heath's allegation that the White Ribbon Campaign discriminates against men, but allowed to proceed Heath's claim that the Argonauts threatened to cancel his season tickets over his complaint.

And do tell, what news station you watch?

I knew some jackass out there was gonna try to pull this one. Let's talk about the joke that is MSNBC shall we?

Gonna have not one, but TWO of these bad boys!!!!

First the liebruls make us speak Latino, now American kids are speaking ENGLISH ENGLISH?! Thanks Obama!