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Maybe they should have consulted Chevy and put the Volt drivetrain in it. It would be much more efficient that way.

And the Cowboys lost?! Sad day for Duke fans. Yankees baseball season can't come soon enough.

Apparently there's no lingering hard feelings between the two ladies. They made up at the next break.

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

I live in Portland Oregon, a self-proclaimed bike city, and I have grown to absolutely hate cyclists. When I'm on the sidewalk they're on the sidewalk, when I'm driving they're breaking the law. Half use the correct hand gesture turn signals the other half just motion the direction they want to turn. They run…

I can only imagine Gawker Inc.'s disappointment. You guys had the makings of a real firebomb here. Better luck next time?

That's one hell of a way to quit your job as a copy editor.

LIKE NEW RUF TURBO ARE. IN MINOR FENDER BENDER, NOTHING SERIOUS. CLEAN CARFAX. JUST WENT FOR TUNE UP, CHANGED BELTS AND HOSES. SHE'S READY TO GO. ELDERLY OWNED, ALWAYS GARAGE KEPT. RAN WHEN PARKED.

Wait, you mean this non-graffiti art directly commenting on current current events posted on Instragram isn't by the graffiti artist who doesn't have an Instagram and who doesn't comment on current events?

You're goddamn right, male Elsa, Johnny Bravo and Shaggy are WAY too sexualized. As a man, I'm offended as fuck.

"disgustingly oversexualized"

Yep. As expected, you will not find one article on Kotaku without some salty SJW hero trying to derail the comments with their agenda to help them feel relevant.

If Mozgov is the missing piece to an NBA championship, it may be time to disband the league.

Actually no. I realize the term "conspiracy theories" is practically a trigger word for people to lose their collective shit, but go back and read - there are no actual conspiracy theories about it. Only one joke, and one person wondering if it's a leftover asset from an earlier build of the game. Calm yourself.

Nope. Dishwashers save water and electricity. Not to mention my previous, precious time and my soft hands.

The important thing is that you made these people losing their home all about you and your superior choices.

In an alternate universe there are Nazis posting all over Jalopniche on die internets about how difficult it is to love cupholders once the true story of their American capitalist origins became apparent.