This.. makes me happy. In fact, this story is... feel-good.

you first bub

thank you

I usually make fun of you a lot because you make fun of my (currently!) hapless Lakers, but that was really, really well written.

also because people will drive on spare tires for way longer than they should causing a danger to everyone else

lol, because only fox news is bad cable news rite guise?? epic

someone call the cops

The only bone I have to pick with CM Punk is that now he's signed on with UFC. If he thought WWE was bad..

going to be that guy to say this-

which, in turn, led to nothing once people moved onto to the next twitter activism project

Seriously, a lot of the stories about the Germans wiping out hordes of Soviets are completely unsupported by Russian records

Man, watching the Rockets get fucked up is so awesome. I hate Harden, I hate Dwight, fuck that whole team. At least those morons gave up Tarik Black for a fucking black hole. "Swag Champs"? Is that really what they fucking said?

the good guys won

Brilliant. Even as a USC fan, watching Oregon destroy him was so, so lovely.

damn dude, i never realized your dad was on TV

You know those brave freedom fighters who were going to finally quit watching football this year on account of all the crimes and all the punishments, the concussions and the corruption, the whole filthy package?

I told myself I'd never buy an Xbox One.

Hey, and he does coke!

This. THIS. Also, and I may be reaching here, I feel like this idea of "but it's normal for 20-somethings to get shitfaced!" is a great example of a huge, HUGE issue in the US- no fucking clue about mental illness.

epic, simply epic!!!