it's going to be really sad for you when they're back in the finals by 2019. i'm sorry little buddy.

it's almost like, dare i say, having at least one guy (other than kobe) who can make his own shot is beneficial to them! gee, whoda thought?!

doesn't even make sense, get your head in the game

LOLno

these rankings are awful

i'm dumb.

"Why not just start everyone at max level?"

Regardless, it's hilarious how you constantly get mad and resort to namecalling. Keep it up!

3AM isn't for North America, just for eastern North America, right?

That's a pretty spicy take, Steve, but maybe you could use a few more personal attacks on Rose's intelligence?

I was waiting for this. I love the vitriol you have the for the Lakers. It's awesome. You don't see that enough anymore.

Thank you, Drew. You are truly the greatest of all Deadspin writers.

Yeah, because doing inane shit that has no benefit whatsoever other than risk of injury is such a good thing to be doing in a gym. Get a clue.

"Justadumbremark"

It was because of his race.

sexism at its worst

They're also not the greatest franchise in NBA history.

Never mind the fact the game, is, in fact, quite different from past years' versions due to the exosuit. Keep acting cool on the Internet!

he's deadspin's food writer, don't worry

I understand you (and all of Deadspin?) love to hate on the greatest franchise in NBA history, but let's please remember that the Lakers came from Minneapolis. It takes a lot of venom out of these pieces when you can't get simple shit right.