“2 Steals?? Under 200 K’s!  That deserves another $100M extension!”

Have you seen the defense the first couple weeks? They don’t know shit about football either.

Explains the “Best Buddies” affiliation...

Man, even back then, nobody would high five Brady.

So, so gross.

This is accurate. At least until someone invents Mint Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

Bought my first house in November. In December, the boiler died. In March, I experienced almost exactly your scenario, as I was sitting directly below where this beast crashed through the living room ceiling.

Because every single hit looks 10x worse on replay and in slow motion. They’d all get tossed.

Seconded, wholeheartedly. The first time I dislocated my kneecap, it ended up behind my knee. I popped it back in (kind of) while waiting for the ambulance for almost a half hour.

In Pittsburgh they call that a “Big Ben”.

Ironically, “Puritanical Squares” is essentially Rhode Island Pizza. 

Of course there is a God.

Ahem... nothing that we currently know of can travel faster than the speed of light.

Forget the original question - now I just want a movement to turn All-Star weekend into a three-day 2-on-2 or 3-on-3 tournament with teams made up of current teammates.

This is a great clip, and as a fellow fat guy, I take pride in this shared experience, but... By definition, aren’t all Wisconsin touchdowns considered fat guy touchdowns?

This comment deserves more love.

“The fact that I have to publicly state this truth is because of how both Matt and I have been treated by USC’s Title IX office.”

I’m sure that particular Ryan brother probably uses all that swag as a mattress, in the back of said van...

Belichick is gonna get 3 firsts, a second, and four thirds for Jimmy G, isn’t he? And then turn it all into 28 sixth round picks over the next 11 years?

Should probably make sure his parents get a say on whether he can go back in to continue the match.