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“Idiocracy” was a documentary.

Well, at the risk of getting Kinja-banned for self promotion, feel free to check me out: Read more

I make a bunch of different variations on pepper jellies and sell them at local fairs. The best ones I’ve made for meat glazes are an Apple Pie Habanero, and a Pineapple/Coconut Habanero.

11/29/19

Man, Tom Brady is really looking rough these days.

10/15/19

So that’s where Jonas Gray disappeared to? I just assumed Belichick had him garrotted by Dante Scarnecchia after he showed up on the cover of Sports Illustrated

10/10/19

“the greatest pitcher of his generation had come apart in the playoffs yet again” Read more

9/20/19

“Hernandez then went on to explain that Ellison opted against killing him and stole hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry instead, including a $95,000 My Little Pony necklace.” Read more

9/6/19

“More High School Girls Are Playing Tackle Football Than Ever” Read more

9/4/19

Almost?

6/22/19

Understood. Read more

6/22/19

“I’d like to do the physics on it” Read more

4/3/19

Never realized Jar-Jar Binks was Italian...

2/22/19

All this time I thought “Idiocracy” was the inevitable future we were hurtling towards, when in reality it’s a combination of that and “Wall-E” Read more

2/7/19

“This trade is a punt for the Marlins and a deep throw down the field by the Phillies. One of those things is a hell of a lot more fun than the other.” Read more

2/6/19

I’m convinced that the Star Wars standalone movies like the Boba Fett flick got pulled from production specifically so that Disney can hold them back and make them exclusive Disney+ releases about a year or so after the app drops.

2/2/19

Well, allow me to submit my own (literally) suggestion... Read more

Well, allow me to submit my own (literally) suggestion...

1/16/19

“I liked Green Day before they went mainstream” Read more

1/7/19

I’ve done a lot of stupid shit in my life that resulted in injury, insult, or both. Read more

12/24/18

So... Hulu is launching a House of Cards spinoff? Read more

12/13/18

I have to imagine that a good chunk of the “admin”, “password” and “password1" entries are just the initial setup by a network tech, and lax security setup on the network that didn’t force an immediate chamge upon login. Read more

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