Ah the buddy system, it never fails. Floor it.

Really had to drive home the Patriots point by using the asterisk here, eh?

Always gotta be Buttfumble truthers...

Man... How was “Rock Cartwright” not a WWE Character name?

Runelvys Hernandez?!? That's more of a "Name I remember" than a "Guy I remember"

My first Yahoo team (shorty after they bought Smallworld baseball) in 2003.

Nah, CC Sabathia’s still in the league for awhile.

That’s some scrappy analysis by professor Eckstein.

I had to be carried out of bars in both 2003 & 2004 at the end of the Red Sox season because I wasn’t able to walk. I was stone cold sober both years.

After a long night of drinking at the Monte Carlo brew pub (RIP) in Vegas, which included the 4 of us killing 4 beer tooers (5 liters each), my buddies and I decided a trip to Fatburger across the street was a good idea. It wasn’t.

“only got them doing 2 over the limit with a poorly calibrated radar gun.”

If firing 2 completely replaceable, unskilled, unimportant employees meant that the rock star running the sales department and generating the most revenue for the company would potentially keep his job? Yeah, I think most CEO’s would do that.

There might not be a funnier Orsillo moment than when he tried to explain a Lunar Eclipse as “when the sun passes between the Earth and the Moon”. This was back in ‘02 or’ 03 (in a blowout against the Rangers I think) , and I swear he and Remy couldn’t speak for an inning because they both had the giggles.

“Hawks small forward DeMarre Carroll buckled his right knee last night”

“it provides a good lesson on how to become the “crazy one” in your group of friends.”

Giant pile of garbage? How very "Cubs-ian" of them...

This seems like the obligatory response from all Patriots fans.

"Nope."

- 2004 Packers defense

"Yes. Yes they did."

- Bill Belichick