In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

Married man raised by Scandinavian woman. He’s the most amazing guy ever. I think you’re on to something.

I love it! : )

I use 32 inch tvs as toilet paper TOILET PAPER.

She’s on a whole other level of tacky with this. Though I still think that she brought up his divorce out of nowhere to be far worse.

However, if you’re boring breeder dad who works in sales (me), they fuckin’ rock the button down work shirts. And ladies, I’m taken. Happy hour at Applebee’s! Who’s with me?!

The sadness of being fat but having none of the benefits: I’m a huge band (42) but small cup (B). Yes, I know extenders exist but that’s NOT the same. They always feel scratchy. And whenever I find my size at the bigger-ladies store, it’s always these HUGE cups that leave big gaps at the top. I don’t even have…

Who exactly is her fan base?

That guy was awful. I didn’t get “LOL silly rich white man” vibes, I got like, abusive vibes. The way he was staring at her. eesh.

Right after that scene I said to my husband, “well there’s the first divorce for this cast of RHOD”

Parks & Rec’s Andy Dwyer: “Why would anyone want to remove laser hair? Laser hair sounds awesome!”

And sometimes if it’s hot, I’ll throw on some powder to keep me from looking like Jax. Jax is always so sweaty and greasy looking.

I can’t imagine another piece of information ever making me as happy as this has.

kristen claims james’ mom stole her credit card and used it to get botox

She was just in a really touching movie called Miss You Already

I was going to ask - is it (once again) acceptable to wear enough perfume that someone serving you from behind a counter would be able to pick up on? Ever since moving to the US, I absorbed the doctrine you stated above.

I am of the opinion only someone kissing, hugging, or on the rush hour subway next to you should be able to smell your perfume

Is it better to use a huge bowl and a very small spoon or a small bowl and spoon that is so large it can barely fit into the bowl?

I too, am on Team Ted Cruz is Actually Two Children Stacked On Top Of Each Other.