You probably know my sister. She was the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

One time I slipped on some ice and fell hard on my elbow. Went to the ER and got diagnosed with a bone bruise, which my doctor said could be as painful as a broken bone, and was sent home an hour later with some Percocet. A few nights later, I was in a Percocet-induced slumber, reclining on a pile of pillows, when…

What kind of monster has asparagus as their favourite food? That’s my takeaway at least.....

Martin Scorsese is filming a mob-related drama with Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Harvey Keitel, and Joe Pesci... I’m fine with the shoes, the hair, and any other thing involved in the making of this film!

Thoughts and prayers.

i enjoy a wrap dress in theory, in practice my giant boobs always seem to show too much for the dress to be “work appropriate” (yes, we should be able to show any cleavage and be deemed work appropriate, but alas... )

Or it could have been a clinic that routinely has folks that can’t pay and helps them if they can.

These Sisters were doin’ it for themselves, amirate?

♫How do you solve a problem like casinos?♫

Exactly. The envelope is a smoking gun. 

“Legacy admissions or people buying places by buying buildings is all good. But y’all can’t be just giving places to negr-...wait...to colore-...dammit, hang on...darki-....now hold on, I want to get this right...”—Jeff Sessions

Dear Ina,

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

If guys don’t want to rape, they shouldn’t drink.

I am fresh off a 2 day business trip and about to leave for another one on Monday... I need to remember to thank my husband for putting our son to bed since he is not Biblically mandated to do so! Thanks for the tip! :)

I've had a really bad day, man, and I really just dont want to look at any Eagles pins, man. I hate the fucking Eagles.

Lol As if Cynthia Bailey would know about an Oscars gift bag. But okay, sure.

Her casserole needs are many and varied.

Heather and the hexagonal ice machine. That is all.

“Does this angle make me look taller?”