So if something was put in front of her, with indignity and clumsiness, she would not be able to handle it?

That's an awesome story. Your dad sounds like he was the shit. Sorry for your loss

That’s the first thing I thought when I saw the mug shots, “so you’re saying some people with neck tattoes exercised poor judgment? Weird.”

That does NOT make running sound fun.

He's the greatest president ever! The balls on that man are mighty!

Amen to that! Brother Jimmy is speaking out against the oppression of women!!!

I’m celebrating by going to see The Producers tonight. “Make it Gay”, indeed!

So expensive, though

So expensive, though

Brother is creepy!

Concubine?

Prostitution whore!

He didn't learn anything in college

If you have a full-time nanny and call yourself a SAHM, fuck you.

Colored dry shampoo?

My mother was a secretary in the Mad Men era in Manhattan. She was forced to quit when she became pregnant with my sister. How far have we really come, when we don’t have paid family leave and childcare costs a fortune? (My mom went back to school when I was a kid, and graduated law school when I was 18. Thank heavens…

A doggie play park with a zero-entry pool so the doggies can swim like fish.

A play on bronzer

Did anyone else notice that when Betty fell down, her hair defied gravity and stayed put?

1) do I have to tip if my stylist owns the salon?

Step away from the Botox needle, Jackie! Your husband is so old, he probably can't see your wrinkles anyway.