My wife and I just had our first child, and you better damn believe I whisper-screamed “IGNORE ME!” directly into my son’s face the first time I was alone with him.

Anderson needs to take that act to the gridiron, where mindless violence is both encouraged and applauded. He had ample time to assess the situation and go around Eagle; he had absolutely no need to truck a defenseless player.

Every so often a “human interest” story comes along and warms our collective hearts. You have given us a gift: the story of one useless troll’s inexplicable journey out of the greys. No one will ever know how you did it, but that will only add to the allure!

Funny you should say this, because I routinely berate myself for how attracted I am to both of them.

That’s unfair to Al...he actually succeeded on some level.

How in the heck did this get out of the greys? And manage to get (as of this writing) 23 stars?

I can’t be the only one who saw the picture at the top of the piece and thought “Man, if this didn’t tell me that was Nathan Fillion, I’d have sworn that was Jason Bateman!”

Gord’s writing it up in Heaven as we speak.

EDIT: struck out 50 times.

In 2006 he hit 49 homers and struck 50 times. That is god-level talent.

I’m an avid Tigers fan(born and raised in Flint) who lived in Boston for a spell (back when every car had a “NO-MAH!” sticker on it). I can honestly say that I am appreciating what Boston is doing more because I don’t feel like they’re being shoved down our collective throats.

I was in a production of The Full Monty back in 2008. I met my wife during that show (she was also in it), and she excitedly invited her entire goddamn family to see the show. (They’re very supportive and they love her very much.) We had only been dating for about six weeks when I had to strip down nightly in front of…

As a retired 12R who re-classed to 42A, I second this.

Unsurprisingly, this troll ain't a strong reader. That study (which is locked behind a paywall) actually said "500,000 to 3,000,000 incidents" per year. That estimate is, to put it bluntly, fucking unreliable.

Way to cherry-pick that sentence fragment and disregard everything else about that comment and the link contained within. Dear Leader would be proud of you.

“What do you intend to do with that gun? May I offer a suggestion?”

I’d hate to think that his career trajectory could be severely altered all because he couldn’t execute the most basic of baseball basics: run all the way through first base.

Here on Kinja, we usually strive to be clever with our retorts to shit-dicks like you who create burners just to spew garbage and then bail. But you, good sir or madam, have lost the right to clever retorts.

Sounds like a Russian bot needs a tune-up over here.

Yes, I actually feel great knowing that I have never used a racist slur. How do you feel about projecting your racist tendencies onto others?