I was in a production of The Full Monty back in 2008. I met my wife during that show (she was also in it), and she excitedly invited her entire goddamn family to see the show. (They’re very supportive and they love her very much.) We had only been dating for about six weeks when I had to strip down nightly in front of…

As a retired 12R who re-classed to 42A, I second this.

Unsurprisingly, this troll ain't a strong reader. That study (which is locked behind a paywall) actually said "500,000 to 3,000,000 incidents" per year. That estimate is, to put it bluntly, fucking unreliable.

The internet has made life an open-book test, and here you are, refusing to open the book.

Way to cherry-pick that sentence fragment and disregard everything else about that comment and the link contained within. Dear Leader would be proud of you.

Cue the outcry from oblivious morons about Wikipedia not being a reliable source.

“What do you intend to do with that gun? May I offer a suggestion?”

I’d hate to think that his career trajectory could be severely altered all because he couldn’t execute the most basic of baseball basics: run all the way through first base.

It’s a sad state of affairs when even teachers in the Sunshine State can go full Florida Man.

That headline isn’t a spoiler. All it tells you is that, in one person’s opinion, the ending was devastating. If you truly believe THAT is a spoiler, then maybe the internet just isn’t for you.

Here on Kinja, we usually strive to be clever with our retorts to shit-dicks like you who create burners just to spew garbage and then bail. But you, good sir or madam, have lost the right to clever retorts.

Popping in quick to sing the praises of Rob Delaney, aka “Peter.” His Twitter feed is the stuff of legend, and his BBC sitcom Catastrophe is hilarious. Give him some love.

Sounds like a Russian bot needs a tune-up over here.

Yes, I actually feel great knowing that I have never used a racist slur. How do you feel about projecting your racist tendencies onto others?

This is bad Kinja.

The puck “happened” to hit his stick because he made several observations and split-second calculations in order to ensure that his stick was where the shooter was going to put the puck. He noticed the release point, hand position, and angle of the blade (all things that goalies look at), and he made his move. By your…

How have we not burned this campus down, salted the ashes, burned those ashes, and then shot the resulting ashes into the sun? Because, to me, that seems like the only reasonable response to what is going on in East Lansing.

(I live about an hour away...I’ll bring the matches.)

Has anyone checked on Billy? Because he strikes me as the type of fella that won’t respond well to his one claim to fame being stripped away.

One of the best pages in a comic book ever.

Who let this clown out of the grays? BE GONE, PURVEYOR OF MISOGYNISTIC FUCKERY!